ufotofu9000's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hurdle Turtle: Flash!]

ADHD madness

extra star for cool theme music

[Katamari Damacy FlashGame]

???

no game here, just a big ol bucket of seizure soup....

jbaggel responds:

I think you might need to reinstall your OS, outdated versions of Windows and Mac can make the game run weird.

[Ballista]

Original Idea but needs development

If i had to nitpick at anything, it would be that the game overall is a little too easy. Too many waves had nothing more than open piles of balloons to shoot. I would have liked to see more interesting patterns of blocks and death balloons and such.
You also start out with way too many arrows, only allow the player as many shots as he would need to get all the balloons, that would instantly make your game more of a challenge, and ultimately make it a much better game.
That being said, this was a genuinely fun game to play, which made it easy to ignore thinking too much about what could have been improved. You have a fun, simple concept that i enjoyed and for that i salute you :)

Kenney responds:

Great suggestions, thanks, I will keep this in mind next time :)

[Cloud Control]

ThEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEme Song!

I need the mp3 for this song dude. For so many reasons. Right now as i type this i am just letting the game run on so i can listen to it over and over. I need more eeeeee!

Radix responds:

Google Magister Perotinus, bro.

[Makakaov Fight for Art]

Could have been funnier

I think underneath this flash is a hilarious idea waiting to get out.
You really need to work on your rhetoric...no offense, but your grammar is about on par with a stoned four-year old. Your story is so disorganizing that is difficult to read (i.e. less funny)
You could have made the game interesting. Right, Left, click arrow. That is boring.
Also, don't worry about writing out a huge apology in the author's note before people have even started responding. We know you don't really intend to kill the NG staff. Plus you shouldn't be worried what assholes on the internet (like me) think lol.

Makakaov responds:

Thanks for constructive judgement. I didn't really thought what i was writing in the intro. I mean i didn't really think of words to use, i wanted to put me expression there. You're right on the gameplay also. I didn't think that people would see this as a true game. It's just a message.

The apologies are for a simple reason: Few times i tried to do something here, on newgrounds, but people didn't really get it. It's just to aviod problems with FBI.

And you're not an asshole, you're a wise man.

[Numz]

Above Average Game

These puzzles are well made. This is a great game to just zone out and pass the time. Thumbs up!!

[Running From Red]

suuuuuucks

boring and pointless

[MindScape]

Unique Physics Makes for Great Gameplay

I am not normally a fan of jump-on-the-rocks type game, but this submission uses extremely bizarre controls and changes the rule of gravity to keep the player interested long enough to want to finish the game. A very inventive and different challenge overall.

Plus a few of the videos are hilarious.